There is absolutely no hope of me going back to sleep.
About two hours ago at two something in the morning there was the loudest crash I had ever heard. I literally thought there was either a war going on, Ft. Riley blew up, or God's wrath had finally come. I mean, really, it was huge. I don't wake up for anything. Ever. So this was insane. Since then I have gone to the bathroom, accidentally woken a roommate up, I think, listen to a lot of my ipod, prayed a whoooooole lot, done quite a bit of thinking about life, and made the decision that it's now five in the morning and this storm is ridiculous. There was just another loud boom and I about peed my pants. My headphones are cranked and I can still hear every bit of this storm. I love storms I do, but I wish this one would stop. I used to have heart problems and I think they are starting to come back. I wonder if the dam will break? Oh gosh, why do I wonder these things. That was also another thought I had at two this morning when I was startled awake. It's times like these that I wish...You know, I don't really know what I wish, wait, yes I do. I would like to go back to sleep and wake up on time. I know that if I fall asleep now there is NO hope of me waking up at seven when I'm supposed to. No way. I can't just stay awake either. Going straight on my fifteen hour Monday's with two hours of sleep....hahahahahahahahahahaha. Funny thought girl, funny thought.
I shouldn't have had that large coffee at ten last night. Maybe this is why I can't go back to sleep. I'm staving...there's NO way I'm going downstairs to get food, scary. Are you kidding me. I wonder how many of my roommates are awake just lying there wondering how many of us are awake as well...I bet none of them knowing my luck. However, this storm is crazy stupid. I bet half the town is flooded...I mean really. I feel asleep around twelve thirty and it was POOOOOOOOOOOOOURING then, it's worse now and I have a feeling it hasn't stopped at all but probably has picked up. I think once I wake up for good...like decide to stop trying to sleep, that I'll go work out-no, just kidding, I'm going to buy a pair of galoshis (it's sad when google doesn't even have a suggestion for how to spell a word that you don't really know how to spell). Yes. That is what I'm going to do. I will also wear my raincoat today. My blue raincoat with bright yellow galoshis. Halloween for me is coming early. Yippie.
The rain is letting up...wait, just kidding. Funny joke weather, hahaha, but really, could you stop for a bit please. I have a long day tomorrow. I'm tired of counting sheep. When you honestly HONESTLY have counted sheep to three hundred seventy-two...you know you have problems. I bet the dam will break. I really hope not, but I bet it does. This storm is wild. It's scary when it does let up for a bit, I feel like something really bad is about to happen. It's bittersweet. I wish I could sleep. I hate coffee. Thank goodness for Guster. They're gettin' me through this.
Five minute after posting update: The rain has stopped.
I'm waiting for it to jump out from behind the clouds with a loud boom of 'Just kidding Erica! Got you good!" I hear movement in the room next to mine...yes. I'm not alone. Good.
Six minute after posting update: There it was. Freaking thunder. Freaking freaking thunder. Oooop, wait for it...wait for it...rain. And it stops?! WHAT!?!? I don't get this. Here it comes again. I hate this. I freaking hate this. I need a dog.
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