before you become friends with me, you need to be aware that i have done the following things by myself and that my actions only become more and more drastic the longer i live.
1) pretended i was an olympic diver-did a handstand in my room while wearing my swimsuit in the middle of winter-fell into my closet, knocked everything out, and while upside down on my back 1/2 in 1/2 out of my closet for 15 minutes i contemplated that i indeed was an idiot and wondered what people would think if i had killed myself while doing this...
2) pretended i was a professional softball pitcher waiting for my mac and cheese to cook and threw my arm out for two days while throwing a pretend ball about 150 times in my kitchen.
3) everyday i randomly do pirouettes in my kitchen with slippery socks and continually knock the trash can over or i go with it.
4) i talk to myself in different voices while acting out my own life.
5) i work out while i brush my teeth.
6) i can't whistle.
7) i know few lyrics, but know the tunes to many many songs.
8) i'm the white girl in the corner bobbing my head or trying to act like i can dance but don't want to...well i can't.
9) i out of no where sometimes become really self conscious for no reason and have really awkward moments and say really really really bizarre things that don't make any sense or have any tie into the current conversation.
my arm hurts and my brain will never function as it should, but i am a happy girl constantly pretending to be a five year old playing dress up and fun imagination games. i have discovered many hidden talents that will never be useful on a resume and have no idea how they apply to my life. above are examples of nine that i will share. no more no less. i don't really care. i want to buy a pink shirt that says 'skitz' on the front.
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